“- Claire Porter: You're really not like a detective at all, Mr. Charles. You don't pound the table or shout or threaten.
- Nick Charles: I'm not really a detective. I just use that as an excuse to get out of the house at night.”
Stella Adler - Claire Porter
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Senator John McGlory: I always thought you were just really good at your job. But you really are an asshole, aren't you?
- Nick: They go hand in hand, Senator.”
Jay O. Sanders - Senator John McGlory
Denis Colin Leary - Nick

“- James Ubriacco: Honey, this isn't me. I wanna be myself.
- Mollie Ubriacco: Okay, you're not gonna get this job if you're yourself.”

John Travolta - James
Kirstie Alley - Mollie Ubriacco

“My job requires a certain moral flexibility.”

Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Psychiatrist by day, party animal by night.”

Leah Cairns - Sara Pollard