“- Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir, what's your name?
- Pedro: Whut? I told you my name, man!
- Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir... what's your name?
- Pedro: [to Man] Hey man! The dude wants to know your name, man!
- Pedro: [Man vomits onto the floor of the car] Uuhhh - His name is Raalllph, man!”
Arthur Roberts - Arresting Officer
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- Matthew Bennell: I'll get the police.
- Telephone Operator: Police.
- Matthew Bennell: Officer, I'd like to report four bodies in my backyard.
- Telephone Operator: Wait right there Mr. Bennell.
- Matthew Bennell: How do you know my name?”
Donald Sutherland - Matthew Bennell

“- FBI agent interrogating Chekov: Name.
- Chekov: My name?
- FBI agent interrogating Chekov:No, my name!
- Chekov: I do not know your name.
- FBI agent interrogating Chekov: You play games with me, Mister, and you're through.
- Chekov: I am? May I go now?”
Jeff Lester - FBI Agent
Walter Koenig - Chekov

“Evidence of the ol' glazzies. Nothing up our sleeves. No magic, little Alex. A job for two who are now of job age, the police.”
James Marcus - Georgie

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad wasn't speeding. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to...
- Ellen Griswold: He was speeding, Rusty!
- Rusty Griswold: No he wasn't, Mom. He...
- Clark Griswold: Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold