“What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that in school.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“This is an institution of learning, ladies and gentlemen. If you can't control it, how can you teach?”

Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark

“- Terry Corrigan: I'll bet I know who you are. You're Mr. Goldstein's replacement. Terry Corrigan, biology.
- Andrew Norris: Andy Norris, music. What's the gun for?
- Terry Corrigan: Where have you been teaching lately?
- Andrew Norris: Lately? Nowhere.
- Terry Corrigan: It figures.”
Roddy McDowall - Terry Corrigan
Perry King - Andrew Norris

“They never taught us really useful like how to light a cigarette in the wind, or make a fire out of wet wood, or bayonet a man in the belly instead of the ribs where it gets jammed.”

William Bakewell - Albert

“It's a man's duty to instruct a woman in all subjects.”
Dennis Morgan - Wyn Strafford