“- John: We don't have to win medals to be champs.
- Dawn: We're friends, and when we need each other, the others will be there!
- John: Good friends are the real champs, Christy.”

Michael Fantini - John
Alyson Court - Dawn

“- Ford Frick: As I stand here this afternoon, it is impossible not to think of the Babe; not to feel his presence here even now. He was more than a ball player. He was everything that is special about this game. He was everything that is special about America.
- Mickey Mantle: I bet I got more pussy than he did.”

Donald Moffat - Ford Frick
Thomas Jane - Mickey Mantle

“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is... just horrible. Words can't express what we're all feeling at this very moment. A great champion has fallen. We'll be back right after these important messages.”

Richard Dawson - Damon Killian

“I can't be defeated. I beat all men. Someday, I will beat a real champion. If he dies, he dies.”

Dolph Lundgren - Drago

“That face is almost as ugly as yours, Rugs. He's too ugly to be champ!”

Billy Crystal - Joey Gongolong