“- Becca: We need more learning about things!
- Charlie Hinton: More learning about things?
- Becca: Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!”
Hailey Noelle Johnson - Becca
Eddie Murphy - Charlie Hinton

“- Rusty Duritz: When do I learn how to drive?
- Russ Duritz: When you're sixteen.
- Rusty Duritz: When do I get a car?
- Russ Duritz: When you're eighteen.
- Rusty Duritz: When do I get a hickey?
- Russ Duritz: When you're seventeen.
- Rusty Duritz: When do I find out what a hickey is?
- Russ Duritz: Not tonight.”
Spencer Breslin - Rusty Duritz
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz

“Our children are more capable of retaining and absorbing information than we are and yet we insist on treating them like adorable little morons.”
Rick Moranis - Nathan

“If you were worth breaking my nails on, I'd tear your face wide open.”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy

“She deserves all this happiness, Bruce. All the things I couldn't give her. Yeah, all she ever wanted was a home.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns