“What are the two house rules? Number One: no dating till you graduate. Number Two: no dating till you graduate.”

Larry Miller - Walter Stratford

“- Holly Goodhead: James?
- James Bond: I think it may be time to go home.
- Holly Goodhead: Take me 'round the world one more time.
- James Bond: Why not?”
Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello

“No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?”
Renaud - Zero

“- Seraph: There are no weapons allowed in this club. At the bottom of this elevator there is a coat check girl and, if we are lucky, a man to check weapons.
- Trinity: And if we are unlucky?
- Seraph: Then there will be many men.”

Collin Chou - Seraph
Carrie-Anne Moss - Trinity