“- Cole Younger: Sadie was a beautiful woman, Sadie was not a man!
- Jesse James: She had a mustache, a nice mustache.
- Frank James: I think she had more than a mustache!
- Cole Younger: Well, she was European.”
Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Colin Farrell - Jesse James
Gabriel Macht - Frank James

“- Danny Ocean: Where're we going?
- Rusty Ryan: Amsterdam.
- Danny Ocean: Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go.
- Linus Caldwell: I've never been to Amsterdam.
- Turk Malloy: I hear German girls are really hot.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell

“It's the cutting edge of politics in a very extraordinarily boring way!”

Eddie Izzard - Himself

“I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.”
Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller

“- Sam: What did you say she did back in Romania?
- Phil Blackwood: Receptionist?”

William Daniels - Sam
Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood