“- David Lightman: What is the primary goal?
- Joshua: You should know, Professor. You programmed me.
- David Lightman: Oh, come on. What is the primary goal?
- Joshua: To win the game.”
Matthew Broderick - David
James Ackerman - Joshua

“I know something about this dog. She's going somewhere - she's on her way.”
May Whitty - Dally

“My dear, when you get to be my age, you'll find there are more important things in life than boys!”

Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith

“- Paul Ashworth: Leave it up to Arsenal to score one goal when they need two.
- Steve: You want them to score the second goal before they score the first?”
Colin Firth - Paul Ashworth
Mark Strong - Steve

“Dammit! I can't sit here on my tail feathers, feeling sorry for myself. I've got to think about practical matters. Food. Shelter. A job!”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck