“- Max: According to legend it completely surrounds the property, this wall was built right on top of it.
- Jay: A brick wall on top of an underground stream? Now there's a stroke of engineering genius.
- Max: The wall was built to mark the stream, supposedly the evil spirits throughout the land can't cross over running water or something.”
Philip Tanzini - Max
Lance Fenton - Jay

“As far as I'm concerned, a woman is like an elephant. I like to look at them, but I don't want to own one.”
Errol Flynn - Doug Lee

“With all this land, why is there no room for the Apache? Why does the White-Eye want all land?”
Wes Studi - Geronimo

“No man would bid so much for a thing he had already taken.”

Michelle Yeoh - Mameha

“- Kermit: Bitterman owns the papers, she owns the television stations, and three-quarters of the internet.
- Daniel: How can one person own so much?
- Kermit: Corporate synergy. It's out of control.”
Steve Whitmire - Kermit
David Arquette - Daniel