“Despite your crummy poem, I came to see you and all you could do was humiliate me and turn me away. I thought you were decent, but it turns out you're just a lying, cheating bastard like all the rest.”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville

“I think, Junior, if your daddy knew how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.”

Steven Seagal - Jack Taggart

“We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife!”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“Look at yourself! You're not even a 'has-been', you're a never was!”
Lane Smith - Coach Reilly

“A fine conscience I turned out to be!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket