- Captain Harold C. Barnes: If this translation is right this alien sounds like an idiot.
- Dr. Elizabeth "Beth" Halperin: That's something to consider a stupid alien. Well, they must have them.
Peter Coyote - Captain Harold C. Barnes
Sharon Stone - Dr. Elizabeth "Beth" Halperin

“- Bebop: We got to keep our eyes out for intruders.
- Rocksteady: Well what do intruders look like?
- Bebop: Anybody that’s not a big pig or a rhino.”
Gary Anthony Williams - Bebop
Stephen Farrelly - Rocksteady

“- Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
- Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Shen
Jack Black - Po

“- Kay: We are the best kept secret in the galaxy. We monitor, licence and police all alien activity on the Earth. We're your first, last, and only line of defense. We live in secret, we exist in shadow.
- Jay: And we dress in black.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“All right, kid, here's the deal. At any given time there are approximately 1500 aliens on the planet, most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough, they're just trying to make a living.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay