“When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything in college?”
Seann William Scott - Stifler

“We're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.”
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“You went to college to drink beer, play football, and get laid. None of this academic shit.”

Ed Lauter - Buzz

“- Jimmy Reardon: Do you want to give up? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
- Fred Roberts: That's right...
- Jimmy Reardon: Fine. Go to Harvard a virgin! But what are you gonna do when they ask you how many times you've scored? Those ivy league schools send out questionaires on that kinda stuff you know.
- Fred Roberts: I'll lie.”
River Phoenix - Jimmy Reardon
Matthew Perry - Fred Roberts

“One of my biggest regrets is that I didn't do enough experimenting in college.”
Brittany Snow - Chloe