- Warren: Stop calling me Warren! My name isn't fucking Warren!
- Debra: Well you can't kill me 'cause I'm already dead. And I talked to God, and she says, "yo, wassup?" and she wants you to lose the gun.
- Warren: What? You are psycho. You're a psycho.

Brendan Sexton III - Warren
Robin Tunney - Debra

“- Ray Kinsella: My name's Ray Kinsella. You used my father's name in one of your stories: John Kinsella.
- Terence Mann: You're seeing a whole team of psychiatrists, aren't you?”

Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella
James Earl Jones - Terence Mann

“- Buddy: Bats, you are fucking crazy.
- Bats: When your folksname you Bats, you're gonna end up crazy.”
Jon Hamm - Buddy
Jamie Foxx - Bats

- James Cole: This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy.
- Dr. Owen Fletcher: We don't use the term "crazy," Mr. Cole.
- James Cole: Well, you've got some real nutshere.
Bruce Willis - James Cole
Frank Gorshin - Dr. Fletcher

“- Laura: All Neal told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person.
- Scott Calvin: Kind of like Neal.”

Wendy Crewson - Laura
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin