“Bring me my stunt cock.”
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison

“Sorry to interrupt your erection.”

Joe Piscopo - Doug Bigelow

“- Alex: So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televis...
- Grace: Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something!”
Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Jones - Grace

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“- Coulmier: But why must you indulge in his pornography?
- Madeleine: It's a hard days' wages slaving away for madmen, what I've seen in life - it takes a lot to hold my interest.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Coulmier
Kate Winslet - Madeleine