“- John Constantine: I'm a suicide, Angela. When I die, the rules say I've got just one place to go...
- Angela Dodson: You're trying to buy your way into heaven.
- John Constantine: What would you do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?”

Keanu Reeves - John Constantine
Rachel Weisz - Angela Dodson

“- Warren Fresnell: If he's not in jail this week, he'll be there next week! Appeal it!
- Arthur Kirkland: I can't appeal it, he's dead! He's dead! Half hour after they put him in the lockup, he hanged himself!”

Larry Bryggman - Warren Fresnell
Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland

“My job is to represent the interest of the people, make an effort to be objective.”
Campbell Scott - Ethan Thomas

“Guilt or innocence, that's not my job. It's my duty to pick up scum-sucking punks like yourself who are accused of a crime. A jury of twelve really stupid people who are easily swayed by rich, fat-cat, slimy lawyers, who'll do anything but tell the truth, will sit in judgment of you. It's as American as a burrito.”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

“- Diane Lightson: Does he treat all traffic violators this graciously?
- Dennis: Only ones he takes a special interest in, like bankers.”

Demi Moore - Diane Lightson
John Candy - Dennis