“Ugly one-horned mule!”

“This thing that we call a wedding ceremony is really the final scene of the fairy tale. They never tell you what happens after. They never tell you that Cinderella drove the Princecrazy with her obsessiveneed to clean the castle, cause she missed her day job, right?”
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan

“Everything is true. God's an astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live.”
Oliver Parker - Peloquin

“The Land of the Dolls is where you all belong. But I want to grow up. There's a million things I want to do. People to meet, worlds to explore. I've always wanted to dance in the ballet. Nutcracker, I do love you, but I can't stay in the Land of the Dollsforever.”
Megan Follows - Clara

“It's no joke, pal. People die in fairy tales all the time.”
Craig Bierko - Max Baer