“- Lawrence Isabella: I haven't done anything illegal.
- Truman Gates: Oh really? Well I had an interesting talk with a fellow last night who claims different. My man says you were in the back of the truck when my brother was killed.”
Ben Stiller - Lawrence Isabella
Patrick Swayze - Truman Gates

“As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Signor Ferrari

“- Ed: What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers?
- Dexter Reed: I don't know... but I'll bet you that's what makes those burgers grow so big.
- Ed: We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
- Dexter Reed: No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

- Kurt Bozwell: Triampathol is way illegal. But I'll tell you what, it sure makes burgers nice and enormo!
- Dexter Reed: But what happens to all those nice, innocent people when they eat your "enormo" burgers?
- Kurt Bozwell: Uh-oh. Don't care!
Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“- Dexter Reed: When those people find out that you've been putting illegal stuff in their food, you're going to jail!
- Kurt Bozwell: That's why nobody outside of this room is going to find out.
- Dexter Reed: What do you expect us to do, keep our mouths shut?
- Kurt Bozwell: No, I'll shut them for you.”
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell