- Judy Hensler: Wow, Beaver. You really pulled up your grade. You got a "C".
- Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Really?
- Judy Hensler: Yeah! A "See me after class".
Brighton Hertford - Judy Hensler
Cameron Finley - Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver

“Welton Academy, hello. Yes, he is. Just a moment. Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.”

Gale Hansen - Charlie Dalton

“- Dave: Hell, I don't want to go to college Dad. To hell with them. I'm proud of being a cutter.
- Dad: You're not a cutter. I'm a cutter.”
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Paul Dooley - Dad

“- Marquis Robert de la Cheyniest: Corneille! Put an end to this farce!
- Corneille, le majordome: Which one, Your Lordship?”
Marcel Dalio - Marquis Robert de la Cheyniest
Eddy Debray - Corneille, le majordome

“- Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank: Mommy, doesn't that man have a funny nose?
- Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank: You mustn't make fun of the gentleman, Clifford. You'd like to have a nose like that full of nickels, wouldn't you?”

Bobby Larson - Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank
Jan Duggan - Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank