“Welton Academy, hello. Yes, he is. Just a moment. Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.”

Gale Hansen - Charlie Dalton

- Judy Hensler: Wow, Beaver. You really pulled up your grade. You got a "C".
- Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Really?
- Judy Hensler: Yeah! A "See me after class".
Brighton Hertford - Judy Hensler
Cameron Finley - Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver

“- Dave: Hell, I don't want to go to collegeDad. To hell with them. I'm proud of being a cutter.
- Dad: You're not a cutter. I'm a cutter.”
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Paul Dooley - Dad

“My life is over, that's it. But while all ya'll are out here livin' yours, sitting around talking about the nigger who lost it back in high school, you make sure you tell them the truth. You tell them I loved that girl! I did! But I got played!”
Mekhi Phifer - Odin James

“They're making a mockery of my words, man. This whole thing is turning out to be a theatrical mockery.”
Mark Borchardt - Filmmaker