“Now remember sweet face, zillions of people all over the world are gonna be watching you; and that means no farting, no picking your nose and no playing with little Mr. Peabody.”

Ellen McElduff - Make-Up Woman

“Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Adam: Why does O.T. have a knife in his mouth? Does he really expect trouble?
- Stu: Nah, he always wanted to swim with one. He saw it once on television.”
Perry Lang - Adam
Paul Land - Stu

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] And yet, Backstreet Boy, this is one girl who isn't content to be the Malcolm in your middle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

Sorry, I've never been on “Oprah”.
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes