“Now remember sweet face, zillions of people all over the world are gonna be watching you; and that means no farting, no picking your nose and no playing with little Mr. Peabody.”

Ellen McElduff - Make-Up Woman

“Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Adam: Why does O.T. have a knife in his mouth? Does he really expect trouble?
- Stu: Nah, he always wanted to swim with one. He saw it once on television.”
Perry Lang - Adam
Paul Land - Stu

“- Daniel Schorr: There's a tiny camera looking at you right now.
- Nicholas Van Orton: That's impossible.
- Daniel Schorr: You're right, impossible. You're having a conversation with your television.”

Daniel Schorr - Daniel Schorr
Michael Douglas - Nicholas Van Orton

“- Neville Coltrane: Mate, Beijing called. We've got the television rights to their public executions.
- Rod McCain: Worldwide?
- Neville Coltrane: Five guys a week, guaranteed.
- Rod McCain: Beauty.”
Bille Brown - Neville Coltrane
Kevin Kline - Rod McCain