“In what other business can a man my age walk out on stage, smoke a cigar, tell a few jokes, sing a few songs, and use the same color lipstick that Dolores del Rio uses?”
George Burns - Milt Lackey

“I've been in this racquet for years. If you don't get a good break, you get a bad one. That's show business.”
Clark Gable - Patch Gallagher

“You call that news? We peddle disaster! And violence, it's commercial! Blood and tears and football and cheers. Performers, superstars. Get them on, get them off. Next, next, fast, fast! We're in the entertainment business. There's nothing wrong with that... if you call it that.”

Sir Sean Connery - Patrick Hale

“It's not like we're hardened criminals here. We're in show business.”
Hank Azaria - Albert Freedman

“- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: My dear young lady, unlike you, I have not spent my life cruising from discotheque to discotheque with my ass hanging out of a french cut bathing suit.
- Phillipa Lloyd: You're missing all the fun, aren't you?
- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: I suspect you're right.”
Peter O'Toole - Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes
Twiggy - Phillipa Lloyd