“For those of you who don't know, Staten Island is like Brooklyn and New Jersey had a baby. A baby that would up to be either a cop, or a fireman. And you know, some how it gets a badrap, but really it's just like any other suburb.”

Graham Phillips - Danny Campbell

“There are many fish In the sea but you’re the only one I'd want to stuff and mount over my fireplace.”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“I guess I prefer sausage to taco.”

Lusia Strus - Alexa

“My life sucks. Now, come on give her the Waikikiki sneaky behind the cheeky.”
Rob Schneider - Ula

“How's that for a slice of fried gold?”
Simon Pegg - Shaun