“Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Felicity Shagwell: Austin, tell me about the future.
- Austin: Well, everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by damn dirty apes.
- Felicity Shagwell: Oh my God!”
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“The fact of the matter is by the year 2000 every city will be black. Thanks to the fax, the modem, conference call, federal-fucking express, the beast will be able to conduct his business from his home in the white suburb leaving the city a great wide warzone full of nuclear brothers.”
Glenn Plummer - Baby Sinister

“- Alex Wyler: What's it like in the year 2006?
- Kate Forster: Well, I'm afraid the world's pretty much the same. Of course, we all dress in shiny metal jumpsuits and drive flying cars and no one talks anymore because we can read each other's minds... but, the truth is, from the past, not much has really changed in 2006.”
Keanu Reeves - Alex Wyler
Sandra Bullock - Kate Forster

“Soon the world is only going to buy and sell products using bitcoins.”
Shameik Moore - Malcolm