“Hard to believe all the these people, independently, came up with this for a career.”

Peter Riegert - Eric McMerkin

“- Panhandler: You got any spare change brother?
- Lucky: Hell no. you'll end up drinking it up. But I can give you a stamp so you can mail your ass a job application.”
Michael Colyar - Panhandler
2Pac - Lucky

“When a fellow is surprised to hear about his own wedding, that's when I go to work with a clear conscience.”
Fred Astaire - Ted Hanover

“If I kill my nephew, would it be murder or charity?”
Christopher Plummer - Grand Duke

“That's how easy it is to give to charity around here. Don't put your shit on the floor.”

Kerry Washington - Chenille