“- Panhandler: You got any spare change brother?
- Lucky: Hell no. you'll end up drinking it up. But I can give you a stamp so you can mail your ass a job application.”
Michael Colyar - Panhandler
2Pac - Lucky

“Hard to believe all the these people, independently, came up with this for a career.”

Peter Riegert - Eric McMerkin

“When a fellow is surprised to hear about his own wedding, that's when I go to work with a clear conscience.”
Fred Astaire - Ted Hanover

“I'm about to donate some money to remove my foot from your ass foundation!”
Damon Wayans - James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper

“- Tiny Tim: Merry Christmas, Mister Scrooge.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Don't beg on this corner, boy.
- Tiny Tim: I'm not begging, Sir. I'm Tim Cratchit. I'm waiting for my father.”

Anthony Walters - Tiny Tim
George C. Scott - Ebenezer Scrooge