“The people would vote for Donald Duck or Genghis Khan or whoever the local cop tells them to because if they don't, this is what happens!”

James Woods - Richard Boyle

“It would not be difficult, Mein Führer.”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove

“It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.”
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“- Roy O'Bannon: I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
- Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
- Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“We were living in a democracy the last time I checked.”

Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt