“Dede says I don't have dad. She says I'm the immaculate conception. That's a pretty big responsibility for a little kid.”
Adam Hann-Byrd - Fred Tate

“- Jane Blue: Let me see if I understand this correctly. You took our child into a knife fight?
- Jeff Blue: It was a fair fight - two of them, two of us...”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children.”
Laurence Fishburne - Furious Styles

“- George: We can't throw out the option of having a babysitter just because we had a bad one. We'll find somebody really responsible to look after the kids.
- Alice: Over my dead body.”

Charles Grodin - George Newton
Bonnie Hunt - Alice Newton

“I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old. I made up my mind that when I had children, my children were going to know who their father was.”
Will Smith - Christopher Gardner