“- Jesse: So, what's your deal? Are you one of those girls who's all dark and mysterious, then she takes off her glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know, she was beautiful the whole time?
- Beca: I don't wear glasses.
- Jesse: Then you're halfway there.”
Skylar Astin - Jesse
Anna Kendrick - Beca

“The white girl is back.”
Jinhee Joung - Kimmy Jin

“- Penny Robinson: On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?
- Will Robinson: Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson
Jack Johnson - Will Robinson

“- JB: She's not my type.
- Aash: Why, because she's not a model?
- JB: Yeah, she's not a model.”

Jon Hamm - JB
Aasif Mandvi - Aash

“What do you call a girl without an asshole? Single.”
Madonna - Sarah Jennings