“Not many people know what their life's worth is. I do. Seventy grand. That's what they took from me. And that's what I was going to get back.”
Mel Gibson - Porter

“Great money does not a great human make.”
John Carroll Lynch - Artist

“- White Goodman: My gym is worth more than four million dollars, your gym isn't even worth four. My gym has stockholders, your gym doesn't even have cup holders.
- Peter La Fleur: Why would I want cup holders?”
Ben Stiller - White Goodman
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Why are divorces so expensive?
- Luke Duke: Why?
- Uncle Jesse Duke: 'Cause they're worth it!”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“- Ski: My life is worth more than a piece of film.
- Sonny Hooper: I'll tell you exactly what your life is worth. Your life is worth fifty thousand dollars, that's the price you put on it when you got behind this wheel!”
Jan-Michael Vincent - Ski
Burt Reynolds - Sonny Hooper