“- Elina: You shouldn't do that.
- Dennis McCabe: Why not?
- Elina: Because I'm your father's girlfriend?
- Dennis McCabe: My father's a womanizer. He's a married man and he stood you up.
- Elina: You have no respect for your father.
- Dennis McCabe: I don't know him. But I respect his taste in women.”

Elina Löwensohn - Elina
Bill Sage - Dennis McCabe

“- Vera Maitlin: Harvey, it's so wrong. He's my husband. You're his lawyer and best friend.
- Harvey Michaels: From now on just think of me as his lawyer.”

Mary Gross - Vera Maitlin
Richard Romanus - Harvey Michaels

“- The Wizard: Aladdin is dead and gone... You're going to have to learn to live without him. Now then, where are we getting married?
- The Princess: Never.”
John Carradine - The Wizard
Kristy McNichol - The Princess

“Jean was never in love with you. She went hook, line and sinker for that Lloyd guy the minute she saw him. And she's been seeing him every time your back was turned.”

Gladys George - Panama Smith

“If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.”
W.C. Fields - Cuthbert J. Twillie