“I'm proud to recall that at no time at all and with no other recourses but my own resources, with firm application and determination... I made a fool of myself!”

Danny Kaye - Hubert Hawkins

“There is so much you don't know. You are so smart and so stupid.”

Stockard Channing - Ouisa

Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated: "Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever”.
Kevin Kline - William Hundert

“Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about.”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Amy Archer

“In my opinion, Dr. Metcalf isn't aware of the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.”
Mary Carver - Margaret Hollins