- Paula: I'll probably re-watch "Gandhi".
- Cal: "Gandhi" baked is good. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off.

Jane Lynch - Paula
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Doris Mann: How was work today, dear?
- Suzanne Vale: They made me do a drug test.
- Doris Mann: I knew it. I knew you shouldn't do this film.
- Suzanne Vale: You knew I shouldn't do it because it's a bad film, not because they were going to make me do a drug test.”
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.”
Jason London - Rick Rambis

“My films are never about what Hong Kong is like, or anything approaching a realistic portrait, but what I think about Hong Kong and what I want it to be.”
Wong Kar-wai

“Chicago is a great place to make a movie: great crews, incredible visuals.”
Andrew Davis