“Months of experiments, eleven different formulas, now a scalp transplant and it's still not working.”
Colin Fox - Edmund Delhurst

“Failed treatments to date: Beta blockers, calcium channel blockers, adrenalin injections, high dose ibuprofen, steroids, Trager Mentastics, violent exercise, cafergot suppositories, caffeine, acupuncture, marijuana, Percodan, Midrine, Tenormin, Sansert, homeopathics. No results. No results...”
Sean Gullette - Maximillian Cohen

“This vicious young hoodlum will be transformed out of all recognition.”
Anthony Sharp - Minister

“- Mr. Alexander: Isn't it your picture in the newspapers? Didn't I see you on the video this morning? Are you not the poor victim of this horrible new technique?
- Alex: [relieved] Yes, sir! That's exactly who I am and what I am, sir. A victim, sir!”
Patrick Magee - Mr. Alexander
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.”

Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed