“- Madame Liang: What did he look like?
- Wang Chi-Yang: Who?
- Madame Liang: The robber.
- Wang Chi-Yang: Dont ask me what he looked like! All white men look alike!”
Juanita Hall - Madame Liang
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang

“If he looks white it's 'cause his daddy's white. I don't know how he look, I can't see him like you can, and don't need to. I don't have the blessing of being able to separate people by lookin' at 'em any more.”
Irma P. Hall - Aunt T.

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
- Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
- Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
- Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken

“Cecil, we got two faces: ours, and the ones that we got to show the white folks. Now, to get up in the world, you have to make them feel non-threatened. Use that, them fancy words that I've taught you. White folks up north, they like some uppity coloreds. Yeah.”
Clarence Williams III - Maynard

“Short and sweet? How very Japanese of you.”

Bill Murray - Bob Harris