“- Benjamin Franklin Gates: I leveled with you one hundred percent.
- Abigail Chase: Give me the Declaration, Mr. Brown.
- Benjamin Franklin Gates: OK, my name's not Brown. It's Gates. I leveled with you ninety-eight percent.”
Nicolas Cage - Benjamin Franklin Gates
Diane Kruger - Abigail Chase

“I am here to spread Joy, tell me when you find her.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Wally Sparks

“- Kurt Bozwell: I want you to bail on Good Burger. You make your sauce for Kurt.
- Ed: Who's Kurt?
- Kurt Bozwell: I'm Kurt.
- Ed: I'm Ed.
- Kurt Bozwell: I'm aware!
- Ed: You said you were Kurt.”
Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Kel Mitchell - Ed

- Daphne: What's your name?
- Rocks: They call me "No".
- Daphne: Silly, that's not your name. That's what they say when you're bad.
Diane Keaton - Daphne
Danny DeVito - Rocks

“- Carter: Who are you?
- Master Yu: Yu.
- Carter: No, not me. You.”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Henry O - Master Yu