“The reason that monkeys eat so many fruits and vegetables is because they're not smart enough to butcher a cow.”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre

“- Ellie: The fences are electrified though, right?
- Muldoon: That's right, but they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.”

Laura Dern - Ellie
Bob Peck - Muldoon

“She may be the smartest animal on the planet, but she's still just an animal.”

Saffron Burrows - Dr. Susan McAlester

“I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella, and I haven't one clue how to do it.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.”
Steve Martin - George Banks