“There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throneroom becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child.”
Max von Sydow - King Osric

“You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my pets! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.”
James Earl Jones - Thulsa Doom

“We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life. God sent us.”

Leigh Russell - Sonny Jim

“A plague! It's damn Biblical. Two season God sent a plague to smite me. I am near ruination. What I done that God hate me so? Do I not preach his word?”
Michael Fassbender - Edwin Epps

“- Anna Coleman: It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
- Tess Coleman: I do not suck the fun out of everything.
- Anna Coleman: Fun-sucker.”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman