“- Pirate King: What's the age of consent around here?
- Mabel Stanley: Eighteen.
- Pirate King: Good! I'm old enough.”
Ted Hamilton - Pirate King
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“- Harry Block: This guy is too old for her.
- Richard: He's younger than you are.
- Harry Block: Hey, I'm much too old for her, it's ridiculous. But, because of my immaturity I have a boyish quality that works.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block
Bob Balaban - Richard

“- Clare Lipkin: Thirty-five years old and still bulimic.
- Dr. Mo Van De Kamp: Thirty-five?”

Jacqueline Bisset - Clare Lipkin
Paul Bartel - Dr. Mo Van De Kamp

“You shouldn't be wearing a dress; you should be wearing a diaper.”

Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker

“A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. That's what I know.”
Cameron Diaz - Elizabeth Halsey