“They are doing things on the screen now that I wouldn't do in bed. If I could.”

Bob Hope

“Some are blessed with musical ability, others with good looks. Myself, I was blessed with modesty.”
Sir Roger Moore

“Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.”
Charles Bronson

“In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.”
David Spade

“I think that if Hollywood has a problem, it constantly underestimates the intelligence and integrity of fans.”
Matthew Davis