“- Lars Smuntz: This is how accidents happen, come on, Ernie, just put the gun down...
- Ernie Smuntz: I'm gonna blow his furry little head off, and I'm gonna splatter his devious little mouse brain from here to kingdom come!”

Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz
Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz

“- Major Peete: What the hell is this? Deliverance?
- Captain #1: You there! Are those weapons loaded?
- Vance: You bet, General! And so are we!
- Major Peete: You'll be shooting each other, you damn fool! You wanna get killed?
- Vance: I want that ape's head on the hood of my pickup!”

Jimmie Ray Weeks - Major Peete
Bernard Addison - Captain #1
Michael Forest - Vance

“If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.”
Sir Sean Connery - Allan Quatermain

“- Chris Vaughn Sr.: No. I put my guns down a long time ago.
- Chris Vaughn: Come on. You're just being stubborn.
- Chris Vaughn Sr.: You and me both, boy.”

John Beasley - Chris Vaughn Sr.
The Rock - Chris Vaughn

“- Lorraine Danel: You've tried everything else and failed. No matter what you do, you'll always fail!
- Stephen Danel: I've never failed and I never will fail.”

Rochelle Hudson - Lorraine Danel
Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel