“- Lars Smuntz: This is how accidents happen, come on, Ernie, just put the gun down...
- Ernie Smuntz: I'm gonna blow his furry little head off, and I'm gonna splatter his devious little mouse brain from here to kingdom come!”

Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz
Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz

“- Major Peete: What the hell is this? Deliverance?
- Captain #1: You there! Are those weapons loaded?
- Vance: You bet, General! And so are we!
- Major Peete: You'll be shooting each other, you damn fool! You wanna get killed?
- Vance: I want that ape's head on the hood of my pickup!”

Jimmie Ray Weeks - Major Peete
Bernard Addison - Captain #1
Michael Forest - Vance

“If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.”
Sir Sean Connery - Allan Quatermain

“- Chris Vaughn Sr.: No. I put my guns down a long time ago.
- Chris Vaughn: Come on. You're just being stubborn.
- Chris Vaughn Sr.: You and me both, boy.”

John Beasley - Chris Vaughn Sr.
The Rock - Chris Vaughn

“I love this man, and there's no way I'm gonna give him up to some big-haired, two-faced food critic!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace