“A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.”
Pat Morita - The Emperor

“- Guy on Green: It's about time!
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah it is about time. I mean I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. I wanted to but I just couldn't do it.”

Ian Boothby - Guy on Green
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“If you let yourself be defeated by them, just because you are too fair to hit back the same way they hit at you, there won't be any methods but Nazi methods!”

Anton Walbrook - Theo Kretschmar-Schuldorff

“Sabotage is the only weapon left to a defeated people.”
Charles Laughton - Albert Lory

“Yes, a demon can die, and Hobbes finally knew how to beat me at my own game.”