“- Laura Kinney: [to Doug thinking he's her husband] Please, just tell me what it is that you want.
- Doug Kinney: I want Pizza.”
Andie MacDowell - Laura Kinney
Michael Keaton - Doug Kinney

“I don't want my resturant to be a place where people sit and eat. I want people to sit at that table and be sick with longing.”
Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“I want a lawyer and a sandwich, and I want to update my Facebook status.”
Aidan Gillen - Weiss

“Remember if we win, we all get ice cream!”
John Ritter - Benjamin 'Ben' Healy, Jr.

“If you win this mail-in contest, you can choose between 90,000 dollars, or 90,000 donuts. What would you do with 90,000 donuts?”

Kathleen Quinlan - Amy Taylor