“Uggamus iggamas, man is polygamist. Uggamus oggamas, woman monogamist.”
Sir Michael Caine - Max Gale

“Men can't be friends with women Howard. They must posses them or leave them be. It's a primitive urge from caveman days. It's all in Darwin. Hunt the flesh. Kill the flesh. Eat the flesh. That's the, ah, male sex all over.”
Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn

“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“- Sam: There are all these words for a woman who doesn't want to have sex: frigid, uptight, cold, icy. But can you even think of one word for a man that doesn't want to have sex?
- Danny: ...Dead?”
Emily Hamilton - Sam
Noah Taylor - Danny

“Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!”
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller