“- Panhandler: You got any spare change brother?
- Lucky: Hell no. you'll end up drinking it up. But I can give you a stamp so you can mail your ass a job application.”
Michael Colyar - Panhandler
2Pac - Lucky

“I'm about to donate some money to remove my foot from your ass foundation!”
Damon Wayans - James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper

“This is your job. You want a clear conscience, go start a charity.”
Ben Affleck - Ivan Block

- Albert: You know what he said, "With malice toward none and charity to all".
- Louise: And the last thing he said was "Look honey, I've got these two great seats for the theater tonight".
- Albert: Jesus, why did I have to bring up Lincoln?

Richard Benjamin - Albert
Jessica Lange - Louise

“We helped build a school for orphans. They were orphans because the warlord across the border didn't like their tribe. I know that God has a plan for me, I just hope it's to help protect orphans, not make any.”
Chris Klein - 2nd Lt. Jack Geoghegan