“- Dr. Treger: Bobby, I want you to meet my colleague, Dr. Hamilton.
- Bobby: I'd like you to get the fuck outta here!
- Dr. Treger: It's all right.
- Bobby: Get out of here! Are you deaf? Get out of my room! Get out of here, you bitch, get out of here! Get out of my room!”
Jackie Burroughs - Dr. Treger
Sean Mitchell - Bobby

“- Clark Griswold: Could I do your back, honey?
- Ellen Griswold: I've already done my back.
- Clark Griswold: Could I do your front?
- Ellen Griswold: Go do your own front.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Miss Millie: Your children are so clean. Would you like to work for me, be my maid?
- Sofia: Hell no.”
Dana Ivey - Miss Millie
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia

“- Leonard Marliston: Cindy, come on, I think it's important in time like this, we offer each other some support.
- Cindy: I'd like to offer the killer's ass some support... in the fucking electric chair.”
Jay Mohr - Leonard Marliston
Kristen Miller - Cindy

“I tried to put my tongue in her mouth and she punched me in the penis.”

Paul Giamatti - Veal Chop