“- Valentijn Gisberts: Will daddy never come back?
- Danny Gisberts: I don't know, darling. Daddy has been very mean to mommy. That's why mommy doesn't know if she wants him back. That's why mommy was mad. Now she's only sad, just like you.”
Alexander Mouissie - Valentijn Gisberts
Geert de Jong - Danny Gisberts

“Mom, is it possible that you're taking the frustration of your failed marriage out on me?This California trip seems like a great learning opportunity and a chance for me to get to know my father. But if you think it's more important to use me to channel your frustration against the man you no longer love, I'll understand.”
Cameron Bright - Joey Naylor

Let's just think of the day my parents divorce went through as "Big Ugly Hat Day".
Mandy Moore - Halley Martin

“After we get your parents back together, help me split up mine!”

Patrick LaBrecque - Marshall

“- Cindy Jo: Larry, darling, your guests are wondering if you're all right? What's the matter, dear?
- Larry Burrows: My parents are divorced.
- Cindy Jo: Of course they are. Everybody's parents are divorced.”
Rene Russo - Cindy Jo
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows