“- Jack Faulkner: What is it that especially bothers you, that it was on the same day or that it was Evelyn Ames?
- Suzanne Vale: It's not the fact that you fuck around a lot, it's that you lie about it. You could have just told me the truth and then fucked them all.”
Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“Love is the only human emotion you can't fake. Except women. And thank God they can.”
Kevin Symons - Male News Anchor

“- Evelyn: Get off me, you pervert!
- Stephen Price: Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that to anything with testicles, ever.”

Famke Janssen - Evelyn
Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“A woman's juices are the best disinfectant.”
Anna Ammirati - Lola