“- Jack Faulkner: What is it that especially bothers you, that it was on the same day or that it was Evelyn Ames?
- Suzanne Vale: It's not the fact that you fuck around a lot, it's that you lie about it. You could have just told me the truth and then fucked them all.”
Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“Love is the only human emotion you can't fake. Except women. And thank God they can.”
Kevin Symons - Male News Anchor

“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell

“Uggamus iggamas, man is polygamist. Uggamus oggamas, woman monogamist.”
Sir Michael Caine - Max Gale

“If you were a real woman, you'd lie to me about our sex.”
Julian Sands - Dr. Nick Cavanaugh