“Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- Everett: No, thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' 'er back down.
- Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village.”

George Clooney - Everett
Tim Blake Nelson - Delmar O'Donnell

“- Franklin Laszlo: We could use a nut like you down at the carnival. Ever bite the head off a chicken?
- Mr. Hammerman: Not lately.”
Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
Rod Steiger - Mr. Hammerman

“With one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!”

Craig Ferguson - Gobber

“Mares eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid will eat ivy, too.”
Vincent D'Onofrio - Carl Stargher