“You hire well. That's also a skill.”
Valerie Mahaffey - Lorna Harding

“- Rob McClanahan: How’s your legs?
- Jack O'Callahan: I'll let you know when I can feel them!”
Nathan West - Rob McClanahan
Michael Mantenuto - Jack O'Callahan

“My brother's in a wheel chair because of a freak accident as a kid. One day we were playing touch football and he fell off the roof.”
Shawn Hatosy - Tim Dunphy

“Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold