“One: never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two: take it outside. Never start anything inside unless it's absolutely necessary. And three: be nice.”
Patrick Swayze - Dalton

“- Hilary: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
- Megan: Inappropriate? Like swearing?
- Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.”
Melanie Lynskey - Hilary
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“My dear, either you were born on a extremely rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct.”

Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker

“- Agent 23: If you don't follow the rules here then what are we?
- The Chief: I'm telling you what we're not, we're not people who jam staples into other people's heads, that's CIA crap.”
The Rock - Agent 23
Alan Arkin - The Chief

“There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo