“- Kurt Buckman: Your father told me very clearly that he would rather die than save money and hurt people.
- Bobby Pellitt: Well guess what, looks like we're right on schedule then.”
Jason Sudeikis - Kurt Buckman
Colin Farrell - Bobby Pellit

“A man can't do much when he gets old except save his money.”
Edgar Buchanan - Uncle Willie McLeod

“It wouldn't be terrible at all. It would be a miracle, not to mention the money I'd save on epsom salts and ace bandages.”

Ellen Greene - Audrey

“- Prostitute: I'll give you a discount.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.”
Alison King - Prostitute
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“Buy now, save later. Having money and not flashing it is strictly for Gentiles.”
Peter Appel - Abie 'The Bug' Pinkwise