“- Vada Sultenfuss: California. I'm going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch.
- Thomas J. Sennet: I wanna live with them too.
- Vada Sultenfuss: No, you can't. They have enough kids. You'll have to live with the Partridge Family.
- Thomas J. Sennet: Really?!”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

- Sergeant Dillard: [Claude won't dig, and complains that it's too hot] You tell that lazy jigaboo the State of Mississippi ain't interested in his meteorological assessments!
- Hoppin' Bob: Listen up, jigaboo! State of Mississippi ain't interested in your, your, uh "metacological assessments"!
Nick Cassavetes - Sergeant Dillard
Brent Jennings - Hoppin' Bob

“If the Iraqis didn't kill us, the weather was going to.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot.”
Matthew Broderick - Eugene Morris Jerome

“- Peter Beaupre: We are going to Chicago.
- Earl Unger: In the winter? I packed tropical.”
Olek Krupa - Peter Beaupre
David Thornton - Earl Unger